@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
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@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
@WilliamAder: Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.
@bridger_w: When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, "Now, what I'm about to say is correct"