@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
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@MyMomologue: What I thought I would say as a parent: "You are going to change the world." What I say as a parent: "Stop licking the window."
@LaetPO: Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet.
@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".