@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
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@curlycomedy: The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission.
@ASmallFiction: "I challenge you to a duel!" "Very well. The weapon?" "Compliments." "A capital choice." "Thank you, I- oh! I see you've dueled before!"