@Jazzzzzmina: After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt.
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@EndhooS: My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new
@eskimo_tekillya: I recently bought a corset to spice up my sex life. Once I've learned how to breathe in the damn thing I'll tell you how it worked out.
@TheBoydP: Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?