@Jazzzzzmina: After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt.
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@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
@SondraDeeMe: [party] ME: You're out of shrimp. HOST: That was fast. I'll get more. BF: Where are your manners? ME: Under the heap of shrimp in my purse.