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@ArfMeasures: [After winning an award]
HOST: Is there anyone you'd like to thank?

ME [smiles at wife in the crowd as I lean into the mic] Absolutely not

[After winning an award]
HOST: Is there anyone you’d like to thank?

ME [smiles at wife in the crowd as I lean into the mic] Absolutely not

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