@junejuly12: After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is
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@Social_Mime: A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit.
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@Halbeerz: So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough.