@just1fool: After years of failure, the "scientist" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite.
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@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.
@BoomBoomBetty: If a neighbor rolls up in a golf cart to your new house, he’s either the really fun neighbor or he’s your new HOA overlord.
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