@alispagnola: Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on.

@FloodyHippie: As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.

@usermcuserface: I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons.

@thejessbess: Date: So, what are you passionate about? Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?

@dance_blessed: Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white.