@Whitnaaay21: Age gets better with wine
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@HeyZeus666: Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it’s time to dispose of the boss’s body, they all pretend to be working.
@Dr_awfulpants: [Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How'd you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
@AimeeHelene1: I've developed a rash from my wedding ring, which can only mean my body is rejecting marriage.