@brianbowman73: *aggressively skips to my Lou*
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@marebytes: Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end.
@The_Mentalyst: *Meanwhile at a restaurant* Waiter: Welcome sir, would you like a table? Me: So kind of you, I wouldn't mind. *Picks table and walks out*
@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?
@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.