@brianbowman73: *aggressively skips to my Lou*
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@joci2203: [first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?
@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
@WheelTod: A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience
@Maxine12333: Wish we had the power of at least one 'do over' in our lives. I used mine up in the 1st grade and winning at hopscotch wasn't worth it.