@TheTweetOfGod: Agnostics have commitment issues.
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@GeminiJew: If you don't know the difference between a spree killer, a mass murderer, and a serial killer, we can't be friends.
@_ElvishPresley_: ME: if you're really a psychic then how many bagel bites do I have in my pockets PSYCHIATRIST: I said I was a psychiat-- ME: nope 67
@AnOrangeSNES: When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters