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@stephenjmolloy: "Ah, Mr Bond, I-"
*closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers*
"-wasn't expecting you."

“Ah, Mr Bond, I-”
*closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers*
“-wasn’t expecting you.”

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