@bridger_w: "Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it." -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation
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@wolfpupy: at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations
@HeyZeus666: My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks. And now we wait.
@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@polksalad: Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat.