@bridger_w: "Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it." -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation
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@G_Faylor: [pulls meatloaf out of oven] he's still sweating and singing just as beautifully as ever
@PajamaStew: Me to Copilot: Does "d73H" mean anything to you? Copilot: Hmm... No. Why? Me: That nerd down there on the beach seems to think it does.
@GrantTanaka: cop: COME OUT WITH UR HANDS UP me: NEVER cop: THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE cop: me: cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?