@bridger_w: "Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it." -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation
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@Chalupanati: *PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin
@Mardigroan: There's black ice out there. Walk slowly with a wide stance while crouching and keep your arms away from your body for balance. I'm not sure if it will keep you safer but it's funny to think about you walking that way.