@neonwario: Ah yes. I've linked my Twitter to my Wordpress, and my LinkedIn to Klout. Now it's time to interface my Acura ILX with a giant redwood
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@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.
@internetluke: [first date] Me: don't let her know you're a lizard Her: why did you just say that? Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)