@astutenewf: Ain't no sandwich when she's gone.
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@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
@Jenny4ashley: Sure, I'd take a bullet for you, but how does robbing an ammunition store prove my love?
@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.