@astutenewf: Ain't no sandwich when she's gone.
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@hamspamtymaam: Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch.
@JessObsess: It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
@SortaBad: Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*