@astutenewf: Ain't no sandwich when she's gone.
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@TheIronSherk: Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
@YayForJam: Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo
@FatherWithTwins: You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it. - My 4yo. Apparently.
@heymonroe: Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet.