@VanVeenB: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.....
Ain't no sandwiches either.
@Tmoney68: Why stop at 7-layer dip? Make it 15 layers. 25. Go nuts. There is literally no one policing this.
@TomSchally: The remote does not go next to the TV. That’s the opposite of why you have a remote.
@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.
@longwall26: I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat.
@peeznuts: *pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself*
-Haha yea dude last night was craz-
*phone starts ringing*