@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.
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@SteveKoehler22: So many designer dogs now- Cavapoos, labradoodles, chugs ... When is someone going to cross a Bulldog and Shih Tzu ? That's Bullshit.
@rolldiggity: If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, "Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene," don't shout, "It was an action figure!"