@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes.
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@bryanmcc74: You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !
@TheBeerdedOne: Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I'll play mine
@GreenishDuck: Was gonna climb over some guy's arm but then I noticed he had a barbed wire tattoo on it.
@Nursey2Be: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you.