@13spencer: [Airport Bar]
Me: I'll have a beer, please.
Bartender: That'll be $45.
Me: Worth it.
@WilliamAder: I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open.
@turboescortdude: Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?
@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
@Henry_3k: My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts.