@13spencer: [Airport Bar]
Me: I'll have a beer, please.
Bartender: That'll be $45.
Me: Worth it.
@Jenny4ashley: Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.
@ChemBtwnUs: Having dinner with my phone and some people.
@CakeThrottle: We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons
@Shot_Of_Cabo: I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something.
@ThisOneSayz: Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol
Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here.
Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!