@13spencer: [Airport Bar]
Me: I'll have a beer, please.
Bartender: That'll be $45.
Me: Worth it.
@Dolly0Dolly: I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
@brianbowman73: I give new meaning to the word "awesome."
At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.
@boogersincoffee: i hate when you google stuff like 'insidious' it gives you the definition but when you google 'butt' it doesn't. define butt for me damn it
@SCbchbum: You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident.
@mojo_bones_: I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds.