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@Daniel_Sloss: Airport receptionist: anything to declare?
Me: how bout these guns? *flexes*
Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS!
Me: wait.. I was..
Her: HELP!! AGH!

Airport receptionist: anything to declare?
Me: how bout these guns? *flexes*
Her: OH GOD HE’S GOT GUNS!
Me: wait.. I was..
Her: HELP!! AGH!

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