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@carlyken: [airport security]
*BEEP*
Ma'am, step through again
*BEEP*
Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt
Ma'am, please it's too much metal

[airport security]
*BEEP*
Ma’am, step through again
*BEEP*
Nice try pal, I’m not removing my Slayer shirt
Ma’am, please it’s too much metal

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