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@FrenulumBreve: [airport security]
*Beep*
"step through again, but don't say Beep."
*Alarm*
"Once more sir, but if u speak, I'll shoot u."
{thinks} *bzzt*

[airport security]
*Beep*
“step through again, but don’t say Beep.”
*Alarm*
“Once more sir, but if u speak, I’ll shoot u.”
{thinks} *bzzt*

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