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@eff_yeah_steph: Alarm: beep beep beep
Me: I respectfully decline.
@amishschool: Fitness guru just tweeted "remember to breathe" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time.
@cloudcm: If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off.
@DothTheDoth: Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing.
@LizHackett: I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
@Paxochka: It's cute how alcohol comes in a paper bag so when you hit rock bottom you have something to hyperventilate into.