@envydatropic: How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies? Me looking at your eyebrows

@GoldenSpirals: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you.

@weinerdog4life: No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it.

@Try2StopME: Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)

@canadasandra: I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries.