@donjuantip: ALCOHOL. Because no good story ever began with, "So, I was sitting there eating this salad..."
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@T_Bonezzz_: DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time
@AndyAsAdjective: [spelling bee] your word is 'hor d'oeuvre' "can you use it in a sentence?" yes…'I bet this kid can't spell hor d'oeuvre'
@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.