@jaslakhmna: Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !
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@LuvPug: The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go.
@causticbob: My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.
@JimMFelton: Nan swears blind she heard a miaowing from next door’s garden. She miaowed back. The cat miaowed. She miaowed back. This continued for minutes. She walks down the garden to the end. Looks over the fence. Still miaowing. Sees her neighbour miaowing back at her.