@Jenniferf42: Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does.
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@causticbob: Be careful when online dating, if someone describes themselves as outdoorsy, they might just be homeless.
@Marlebean: I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan.
@iscoff: Remember, don't stoop to their level. If someone is murdering you, tell them their knife is cool and they're good at stabbing. Be nice