@Jenniferf42: Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does.
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@GianDoh: Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, "What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"
@sumpeoplelikeit: I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over.
@zachreinert03: Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster
@KateWhineHall: My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has.