@whatdreamsmaygo: alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, I'm batman.
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@putyoursisterd1: 12th Law of Nature: If an adult attempts to nap during the day, an equal and opposite adult will turn on a lawn mower.
@Thedudish: That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called "Asian."
@WheelTod: Just got your text from last night: you need to cut the red wire first to stop the countdown.