@Monilyn11: Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
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@Nonnie_Linda: Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt
@Trustedshoe: Trainer: Run a mile on the track at your own pace. Me: Okay. *starts running* *halley’s comet goes by* *trainer dies of old age* *halley’s comet passes again* *the sun dies* *final episode of the simpsons airs* Me(almost halfway done): Halfway there!
@SortaBad: John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough