@GrapeJuice40: Alcohol is best served.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face.
@ArfMeasures: CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*
@bridger_w: If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.