@GingerGander: "Alcohol is just water with feelings in it," said the girl who failed chemistry.
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@CheetoBandito77: I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard.
@cbdoubleu: Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]
@UnicornSyrup: Don't say you want a girl who's "funny and spontaneous" if you're gonna panic when I knock on your window late at night, dressed as a clown.