@AllTheUglyTruth: Alcohol is photoshop for real life.
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@Donna_McCoy: Sorry, I can't be around you today. The temptation to smack you in the face is just too great.
@shkeeber: Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot.
@Midgetspar: It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies.