@madam_daze: Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of "Mommy!" 5 minutes of "Mommy?" Said "Daddy?" one time & my wife said, "You should go check on her".