@AGStr8upNinja: Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can.
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@margolundy: Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. "I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING." Instant excitement.
@doritoburritho: [using ouija board] Why isn't he responding to us? I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D
@LOsepyan: According to my next door neighbor's diary I have "boundary issues" can you believe that?
@christinaloca: Me: I’m an atheist. Nothing is on purpose. Nihilism 4eva Also me: *sees my birthday numbers anywhere* this is a sign.