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@daemonic3: Alex: A ship that has sunk

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha-

[glares at wife] I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Alex: A ship that has sunk

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha-

[glares at wife] I’ll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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