@uhhhhhoksure: Alexa, make me look good naked.
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@MomOfTeen: Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.
@evangeline_dawn: Wife: What kind of pants should I wear on the boat? Inventor of the Kayak: What if the boat WAS your pants?!
@MisterBombay: If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing