@Badass_Brunelli: Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of
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@ericsshadow: ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
@TheToddWilliams: Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it.
@SteveSuckington: Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
@krisv_723: So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping