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@hazelmotes1: Alien: take me to your leader.
Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?

Alien: take me to your leader.
Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?

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