@SamuelHLowe: Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job.
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@DeadLioness: They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad.
@daemonic3: Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
@MadameSnippy: I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry.