@MsanthropyVani: Them: Help! A poisonous snake bit me!
Me: oh shit. Umm. So. The word you're looking for is venemous. Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake.
@GinjaNinjaSarah: #catsoftwitter
@FartInASkillet: Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding...
@PlainTravis: I'm quitting my job to pursue my dream of quitting my job.
@Beerhaze: I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet.
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