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@QwertyJones3: *aliens return to ship*

ALIEN LEADER: Where are the humans?

"We left them"

AL: Why?

"They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

*aliens return to ship*

ALIEN LEADER: Where are the humans?

“We left them”

AL: Why?

“They didn’t look anything like their selfies in rl”

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