@MichaelTrying: All along the watchtower, people squinted and said “I told you we should have built a clock tower.”
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@SortaBad: If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again
@kumailn: So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say "April Fools!" & we get our country back?