@BuckyIsotope: All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts.
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@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...
@Douchekevin: If you ever saw me race to the liquor store 5 mins before it closes, you'd hire me for a getaway driver in a bank heist any day.