@BuckyIsotope: All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts.
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@1followernodad: the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks
@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
@noogscorner: I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like "That one's shaped like an idiot."
@Sassafrantz: Gynecologist: ok, I just need you to open up... Me, interrupting: As a middle child, I never felt good enough. Gynecologist: Um, your legs