@BuckyIsotope: All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts.
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@JustFingKatie: I keep getting a message that "Twitter is having issues"nnGood job guys...we drove twitter crazy!
@TheBoydP: If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot...
@DominicStraw: "No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!" "Honey, what movie are you watching?" "Our wedding video."
@abbycohenwl: how to have good hair: - have bad hair - walk around like you have that hair on purpose