@thesulk: "All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics." "Those are just stereo types."
@GerryMcBride: Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ.
Soldier: You can just point to him.
Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.
@just1fool: There are two sides to every story. My side and the right side.
@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
@XplodingUnicorn: I follow anyone who has "18+" in their bio.
I'm waiting for them to post the second half of the math problem.
@TheTweetOfGod: Atheists are Popeless romantics.