@thesulk: "All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics." "Those are just stereo types."
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@HispanicIcon: I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them.
@XplodingUnicorn: My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for "We Will Rock You."
@badbanana: If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy.