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@vxlk: All dates are 'blind dates.'

The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight.

All dates are ‘blind dates.’

The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight.

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