@disco_bird: All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.
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@VanCityBlonde: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?
@thetits: [texting] ME: I like you, I think you're cute MY CRUSH: oh um ME: HAHAHA omg my dog was chewing on my phone lol how did he type that
@Reverend_Scott: [Ouija Board] "Oh great spirits tell me ur secrets" Ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｄｉｅ ｓｏｏｎ "OMG HOW" Ｈｏｌｄ ｏｎ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｃａｌｌ