@shariv67: All I ask is that when I'm murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller.
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@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*
@Tayyxb: David Cameron: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked." Buckingham Palace?
@jonnysun: giv a man a fish adn he'll say "wat is this i ordered a mcflurry" teach a man to fish adn he'll say "how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"