@dougbies: All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt
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@DamonHunzeker: If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all.
@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
@giftedrascal: I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on their new microwave. So they stayed up until midnight & then plugged it in
@Jake_Vig: If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you.