@joshandbeyond: All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter.
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@That_Damn_Duck: *Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!
@Reverend_Scott: MARY JANE: daddy, what's my name from? ME: it's from the comic Spider-Man 420BLAZEIT: and mine? ME: umm [sweating] also Spider-Man
@DBMaxP: Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?