@joshandbeyond: All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter.
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@Michael_Erhart: There's that girl again. Time to impress her. *Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
@Discourt: Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch.
@petemandik: Scientists report global context shortage. "I guess I'll have flan," some scientist said, totally out of context.