@LindaInDisguise: All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house.
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@djdarrellripley: You may be little now, but don't be discouraged. Someday, you'll be a man just like me. *baby starts crying*
@ibid78: My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life.
@jergarl: I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers.
@SunnySideUp1987: If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future.