@LindaInDisguise: All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house.
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@smithsara79: Me: *mouth full* These instant mashed potatoes your sister sent us are awful Him: Those are my mom's ashes! Me: *adding salt* That makes more sense
@tomw1984: I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space