@ddrwg: All I wanna do is *gun shot* *gun shot* *gun shot* *cash register noise* *goat sounds* *mousetrap explodes* wake up from this weird dream.
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@BuckyIsotope: ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend
@NeinQuarterly: The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy.
@TheFearBoners: 8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too.