@DepressedDarth: All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots.
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@JordanPeele: I've been dating a girl online who I think might be a Catfish. Every time I try to meet, her excuse is that she "can't survive on dry land."
@LoveNLunchmeat: When I was a kid, we jumped fences, biked without helmets & drank out of public water fountains. It was a dangerous time, full of microbes.
@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.