@DepressedDarth: All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheWeirdWorld: The headline “WORLD’S OLDEST PERSON DIES” could also be “WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON”.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out.