@DepressedDarth: All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots.
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@TheHyyyype: My wife always tells me not to take things personally, so I hired a guy to do it for me. He already stole a bike.
@simoncholland: When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming.