@CoopSoSarc: All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes.
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@envydatropic: My neighbors just got new wind chimes. Guess who is going to have their wind chimes stolen tonight?
@DeanB15: I think the only job requirement you need to become a TSA agent, is to know how to do a really good eye roll while you're chewing gum.
@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.